So I fell off the blogging bandwagon this winter and spring, but I have 13 good reasons. Scout's honor.
1. I had a baby in January. (I offer photographic proof below. Need I post 12 more? Nevertheless . . . )
2. It is not a wise idea to post things online when massively sleep-deprived.
3. Did ...
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13 Things Christmas Catalogue Models Can Do that We Can’t
1. Make plaid flannel pajamas look sultry.
2. Run gracefully along the beach on a grey winter morn wearing boots, and not get that “Ohmigosh I’ve got sand in my socks, and I just twisted my ankle” look that normal people get.
3. Wear hats without getting staticky hair.
4. Gaze out of a frosted ...
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13 Things I’ve Learned from Senior Citizens
I can't wait to be an old person. Really. I think senior citizens are the coolest—I could hang out in retirement homes all day and have a blast. (Crystal Waters and I are alike in that way—it's one of my favorite things about her.) I think that adoring my own grandparents the way I do has taught me ...
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13 Celebrity Kid Names that Are Even Weirder than Crystal Waters
If you've read The Thirteenth Summer, you know that Crystal Waters's name is a source of constant humiliation for her. But Crystal is far from being the only kid inflicted with a bizarre name by her famous parent. Check out these real life celebrity kid names—some of them are so out there, they make ...
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